- There are not many board games that a 3 year old will fully understand. 3+ actually means 5.
- Most games involve counting. Although your 3 year old can confidently count to 11 (in English and in German), it seems he cannot count at all whilst playing a board game. Four on the dice is two and two, but two and two does not make four. Confused?
- He will constantly put the dice in the mouth. This will result in a conversation about choking to death, without actually mentioning death because you don’t want him to understand about death yet, but at the same time, you don’t want him to put the dice in his mouth.
- He will not throw the dice sensibly (i.e. so it lands within arm’s reach). He will throw it across the room every single time it is his turn, despite you saying “Keep it on the rug!” every single time it is his turn. He will then excitedly chase the dice. He will get more and more animated every time he chases after the dice, just like a dog and its stick. You do not want him to get excited, you want him to focus on the board game because you want him to pass whatever tests the government are putting in place for four year olds when they start primary school next year.
- You will lose the dice. This will keep you awake at night. Did it somehow land in the bed? Could he choke on it in the middle of the night?
- The box won’t stay box shaped.
- You will later find bits of the board game under the rug, in between the sofa cushions and in the washing machine.
- He won’t take turns.
- The game will randomly be packed up by your 3 year old, inexplicably, 50-75% of the way through.
- On the odd occasion he does see the game through to the end, he will win.
You win, my Noah.
P.S. Orchard games are really good for 3 year olds!